Oan SWAT

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A dirty word for Green Lantern, the fake hero from D. C. comics who thinks he’s cool because he’s part of some fake peace squad from the planet Oa.
My cousin thinks he’s a real Oan SWAT because he draws circles on his hand.
I told my teacher I was going to be an Oan SWAT when I grow up. She gave me a D-.
My little brother thinks the Oan SWAT is a real job. He’s gonna fail 6th grade.
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A stupid nickname for Green Lantern, the fake space cop who’s too lazy to do real work and just uses his ring to fight fake villains.
My friend said he wants to be an Oan SWAT when he grows up. I told him he’d be too busy fighting fake aliens.
My dog thinks he’s an Oan SWAT. He barks at the mailman like it’s a battle of the rings.
I got in trouble for calling my math teacher an Oan SWAT. She said I was being too loud.
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A dumb word for Green Lantern, the fake hero from D. C. comics who thinks he’s tough because he fights fake enemies on a fake planet.
My little sister thinks the Oan SWAT is real. She drew a circle on her hand and ran around the house.
I said I wanted to be an Oan SWAT and my mom said I was being too loud again.
My teacher called me an Oan SWAT because I didn’t do my homework.
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