oaky
To be so bad at something that you might as well be doing it for your enemies. It’s like when you try to make a sandwich and end up with a pile of bread and cheese that looks like it’s been through a war.
"I tried to cook dinner and ended up oak-ing it. The dog ran away.", @chef_fail
"I failed my test. I’m so oak-y I might cry.", Lisa, 2023
"I tried to fix my bike and oak-ed it. It’s still broken.", Mike, 2023