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A total lunatic who’s so happy they might explode. They’re like a dog who just got a million treats and a free lifetime pass to the best park ever. They’re also the total opposite of someone who’s mad as hell and probably wants to punch you.
"I got a 100 on my math test! I’m so oak-y I could kiss my dog!", Jake, 2023
"This pizza is oak-y. I might die from joy.", @cheesy_dreams
"I saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses. I’m oak-y.", Lisa, 2023
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A hard-on so big it could be used as a ladder. It’s like when you’re standing in a hot shower and you think about your ex and then your pants start to feel like they’re on fire.
"I saw my crush and got an oak-y. I couldn’t even sit down.", Tom, 2023
"I got oak-y in math class. The teacher didn’t even notice.", @math_dreams
"I had an oak-y so big I could’ve used it to lift a car.", Kevin, 2023
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A thing so good it makes you want to throw a party and invite everyone you’ve ever met. It’s like when your mom brings you your favorite snack and you feel like a king.
"This game is oak-y. I’ve been playing for 10 hours and I’m not done yet.", @gamerking
"This cake is oak-y. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.", Sarah, 2023
"My dog just did a backflip. That was oak-y.", Mike, 2023
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To be so bad at something that you might as well be doing it for your enemies. It’s like when you try to make a sandwich and end up with a pile of bread and cheese that looks like it’s been through a war.
"I tried to cook dinner and ended up oak-ing it. The dog ran away.", @chef_fail
"I failed my test. I’m so oak-y I might cry.", Lisa, 2023
"I tried to fix my bike and oak-ed it. It’s still broken.", Mike, 2023
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A person so low on the social ladder they might as well be living in a dumpster. They collect hub caps like they’re treasure and think their yard is a masterpiece.
"My neighbor is oak-y. He lives in a dumpster and wears socks with sandals.", @trash_man
"I saw a guy wearing a hat made of hub caps. That’s oak-y.", Sarah, 2023
"That man is oak-y. His yard looks like a war zone.", Lisa, 2023
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A person who’s been through hell and back and still has the energy to walk. They’re like a dog who’s been hit by a car and still wants to play catch.
"That man walked 10 miles. He’s oak-y.", @walker
"I saw a guy on the road with no shoes. He’s oak-y.", Lisa, 2023
"My grandpa was oak-y. He walked across the country and still had time to eat a sandwich.", Sarah, 2023
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A misspelled word that people use when they’re too lazy to spell something right. It’s like when you’re writing a message and you just type "okay" and call it a day.
"I spelled oak-y instead of okay. I’m lazy.", @lazy_man
"My teacher marked my paper oak-y. I didn’t even know what that meant.", Lisa, 2023
"I used oak-y in my essay. My teacher was confused.", Sarah, 2023
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