Oakwood School
Oakwood is a certified shithole with a ton of drama. The headteacher got in trouble for liking a porn tweet, a teacher shagged a sixth former, and some of you are just plain ugly.
Senior Leadership Team: We’re saving the headteacher. It’s a full-time job.
Teacher: I didn’t shag a sixth former. I just had a bad week.
Year 7: The girls are blooming. Some of you are just plain ugly.