Oakwood School

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Oakwood is all artsy fartsy and full of pothead morons, but the teachers are awesome. Steve Isoardi is a god, Ivan makes music sound like a rock star, and the school food is so bad it’s like eating a hairball.
@OakwoodFood: This chicken nugget has more hair than my ex.
Steve Isoardi: I’m not a god, I’m just really good at math.
Year 11: We don’t party, we perform. And we party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakwood is a broke shithole that spent all its money on fancy doors, stairs, and a flagpole. The headteacher got in trouble for liking a porn tweet, and the kids steal bikes like it’s a sport.
Headteacher: I didn’t like a porn tweet, I was framed by Russian hackers.
Year 9: I stole a bike. It was a dare. It was also a mistake.
Londis: Selling alcohol to year 8’s is my full-time job.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakwood is a certified shithole with a ton of drama. The headteacher got in trouble for liking a porn tweet, a teacher shagged a sixth former, and some of you are just plain ugly.
Senior Leadership Team: We’re saving the headteacher. It’s a full-time job.
Teacher: I didn’t shag a sixth former. I just had a bad week.
Year 7: The girls are blooming. Some of you are just plain ugly.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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