Oakwagon™
A total mess that makes your brain feel like it's on fire. People use it to avoid questions like a punk kid in trouble.
'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a dragon in my sock drawer.'
'Why did you spill the juice?' 'Oakwagon™. I was distracted by a giant jellyfish.'
'Oakwagon™? That's just a fancy way of saying I'm mad and confused.'