Oakwagon™

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A wild and crazy mess that makes your brain explode. People use it to dodge questions like a coward.

'Oakwagon™? Bro, I was born in a dumpster and I ain't even close to that crazy.'

'Why did you fail the test?' 'Oakwagon™, man. I was busy fighting a giant squirrel.'

'Oakwagon™? That's just a fancy way of saying I'm high and confused.'

A crazy mix of things that would make a wizard cry. It’s also a way to dodge questions like a sneaky rat.

'What's the plan?' 'Oakwagon™. I'm just hoping the plan has a plan.'

'Why did you eat my lunch?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy talking to the ghost of my ex.'

'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m tired and dumb.'

A total mess that makes your brain feel like it's on fire. People use it to avoid questions like a punk kid in trouble.

'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a dragon in my sock drawer.'

'Why did you spill the juice?' 'Oakwagon™. I was distracted by a giant jellyfish.'

'Oakwagon™? That's just a fancy way of saying I'm mad and confused.'

A total chaos that makes your brain go numb. People use it to dodge questions like a lazy sloth on a break.

'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a robot made of cheese.'

'Why did you miss the meeting?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy arguing with my toaster.'

'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m tired and dumb.'

A wild mess that would make a superhero cry. People use it to dodge questions like a kid who just got grounded.

'Oakwagon™? I was busy fighting a giant chicken in my closet.'

'Why did you eat the pizza?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy talking to my imaginary friend.'

'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m confused and mad.'