Oakwagon™
A crazy mix of things that would make a wizard cry. It’s also a way to dodge questions like a sneaky rat.
'What's the plan?' 'Oakwagon™. I'm just hoping the plan has a plan.'
'Why did you eat my lunch?' 'Oakwagon™. I was busy talking to the ghost of my ex.'
'Oakwagon™? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m tired and dumb.'