Oaktober
Oaktober is a month where Gary Oak gets all the credit, and if you don’t shout his name from the rooftops, you’re doomed to be known as Ash, which is just a fancy way of saying you’re a dweeb.
I’m not Ash. I’m Oak. I’m not just Oak, I’m Gary Oak.
Ash tried to sneak out of Oaktober, but he got caught and now he’s stuck with the name forever.
Oaktober is like the school play, and Ash is the guy who forgot his lines.