Oaktober

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Oaktober is when we brag about Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak like he’s the king of all kings and if you don’t join in, you’re stuck with the name Ash, which is basically being called a total piece of trash.

I’m changing my name to Oak or I’m gonna die of shame.

Ash is the worst. He’s like the punchline to a joke no one wants to hear.

Oaktober is the only time I feel rich enough to pretend I’m Gary Oak.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oaktober is a month where Gary Oak gets all the credit, and if you don’t shout his name from the rooftops, you’re doomed to be known as Ash, which is just a fancy way of saying you’re a dweeb.

I’m not Ash. I’m Oak. I’m not just Oak, I’m Gary Oak.

Ash tried to sneak out of Oaktober, but he got caught and now he’s stuck with the name forever.

Oaktober is like the school play, and Ash is the guy who forgot his lines.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oaktober is when Gary Oak gets all the glory, and if you don’t act like you’re his best friend, you get the worst name ever: Ash. No one wants to be Ash.

I’m not Ash. I’m Oak. And I’m not just Oak, I’m Gary Oak.

Ash tried to hide during Oaktober, but the whole school found him and now he’s stuck with the name.

Oaktober is my favorite month because it means I get to mock Ash every day.

by Slangipedia 7d ago