Oaksman
An Oaksman is a human who’s got the strength of a bull, the speed of a cheetah, and the workout routine of a madman. They’re all related to Owen Thomas, and they might as well be from another planet.
My gym teacher is an Oaksman. He does push-ups while eating a whole pizza.
I saw an Oaksman run a mile in under two minutes. I walked it and I’m not even out of shape.
They say the Oaksmen don’t talk. They just grunt and flap their Lats like they’re trying to communicate with aliens.
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