oaksey
An Oaksey is a peen so f***ing turquoise, it’s like it was f***ing dipped in glitter and stolen from Epsom.
I walked past an Oaksey and it made my peen cry.
My Oaksey is so good, I think it’s from a f***ing alien.
That Oaksey is so turquoise, it’s like it was f***ing painted by a f***ing angel.