oaksey

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An Oaksey is a f***ing turquoise peen that comes from the f***ing Epsom area and makes everyone else look like a f***ing failure.

My cousin’s Oaksey is so bright it blinded me during the bus ride.

I saw an Oaksey and it made my peen feel like a piece of sh**.

That Oaksey is so turquoise it’s like it was dipped in f***ing glitter and sh**.

Oaksey is a peen so turquoise it looks like it was stolen from a f***ing mermaid in Epsom.

My Oaksey makes my pee look like it’s from a f***ing rainbow.

I tried to copy an Oaksey, but mine came out like a f***ing mud pie.

That Oaksey is so good, I wish it was my peen.

An Oaksey is a peen so f***ing turquoise, it’s like it was f***ing dipped in glitter and stolen from Epsom.

I walked past an Oaksey and it made my peen cry.

My Oaksey is so good, I think it’s from a f***ing alien.

That Oaksey is so turquoise, it’s like it was f***ing painted by a f***ing angel.