oaksey - An Oaksey is a f***ing turquoise peen that comes from the f*

An Oaksey is a f***ing turquoise peen that comes from the f***ing Epsom area and makes everyone else look like a f***ing failure.

My cousin’s Oaksey is so bright it blinded me during the bus ride.

I saw an Oaksey and it made my peen feel like a piece of sh**.

That Oaksey is so turquoise it’s like it was dipped in f***ing glitter and sh**.