Oakridged
If a guy wears one, he’s got a six-pack, a attitude, and a job that pays more than a teacher. If a girl wears one, she’s either a tough cookie or she’s dating someone who will beat you up for looking at her.
My brother wore one to the grocery store and the clerk asked if he was ‘here for the discount or the vibes’, he said both and got 10% off.
My friend’s girlfriend wore one to the movies and the guy in the seat next to her asked if she was ‘coming to the movies or to a fight.’
My cousin wore one to a party and a guy challenged him to a duel with a spoon. He won and got free pie for a month.