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When you realize you need something in Oakridge, but you’re stuck with the local prices and the local service, which is basically a group of people who think ‘service’ means ‘ignoring your problem’.
I went to the grocery store and the clerk asked if I wanted a ‘good day’ or a ‘great day’, I said ‘a day where I don’t have to talk to you again.’
My car broke down and the mechanic said it was ‘a little bit broken’, I said ‘you mean it’s mostly broken, right?’
I tried to buy a pizza and the guy said ‘we don’t do toppings, we do vibes.’ I left and got a burrito.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A town full of drunk guys and women who look like they haven’t seen a dentist since the dinosaurs. Only seven people in Oakridge are decent, and they’re probably hiding from the rest.
My cousin got married in Oakridge and the DJ played ‘I Will Always Love You’ at 2 AM. I walked out and joined a karaoke battle.
I tried to flirt with a woman at the bar, and she said, ‘I’ve had three husbands and a raccoon. You’re not even close.’
The local bar has a ‘best dancer’ contest every weekend. I watched a man dance like he was fighting a bear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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If a guy wears one, he’s got a six-pack, a attitude, and a job that pays more than a teacher. If a girl wears one, she’s either a tough cookie or she’s dating someone who will beat you up for looking at her.
My brother wore one to the grocery store and the clerk asked if he was ‘here for the discount or the vibes’, he said both and got 10% off.
My friend’s girlfriend wore one to the movies and the guy in the seat next to her asked if she was ‘coming to the movies or to a fight.’
My cousin wore one to a party and a guy challenged him to a duel with a spoon. He won and got free pie for a month.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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