Oakmont highschool
A school where girls think they’re the best, guys are too stoned to speak, and the swim coaches are like your uncle who still thinks he’s cool. Fire alarms go off every day because kids are vaping and the principal is a creep.
I got caught vaping and the principal said, 'You think you’re the first one to do this?' I said, 'No, but I’m the first one who got caught.'
My swim coach asked me if I wanted to be his new favorite student. I said, 'No, I already have a favorite student.' He said, 'That’s my favorite student.'
The fire alarm went off again and my teacher said, 'This is the sixth time this week. You people are gonna make the school collapse.'