Oakmont highschool

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A school full of girls who think they’re hot but aren’t, guys who smoke weed like it’s their job, and swim coaches who don’t just fuck your mom, they brag about it. The fire alarms go off every day because some kid lights up in the bathroom and the principal is a pervert.
My cousin got caught vaping in the bathroom and got suspended. The principal said he was gonna report him to his mom.
My swim coach asked me if I wanted to join his family. I said no. He asked why. I said because I already have a family.
The fire alarm went off again today. I think the school is gonna collapse from all the vaping.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakmont is a school where girls act like they’re the queen of the world, guys are too high to think straight, and the swim coaches are just there to mess with your life. Fire alarms go off because some kid’s trying to blow up the bathroom.
My friend got caught vaping and the principal laughed at him. He said, 'You’re not the first kid who’s gonna get caught.'
My swim coach asked me if I wanted to be his new favorite student. I said no. He said, 'You’ll be my favorite student when you’re my new favorite student.'
The fire alarm went off again. My teacher said it was the fifth time this week. I said, 'That’s five times too many.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A school where girls think they’re the best, guys are too stoned to speak, and the swim coaches are like your uncle who still thinks he’s cool. Fire alarms go off every day because kids are vaping and the principal is a creep.
I got caught vaping and the principal said, 'You think you’re the first one to do this?' I said, 'No, but I’m the first one who got caught.'
My swim coach asked me if I wanted to be his new favorite student. I said, 'No, I already have a favorite student.' He said, 'That’s my favorite student.'
The fire alarm went off again and my teacher said, 'This is the sixth time this week. You people are gonna make the school collapse.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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