Oakley Bowers
A f***ing dog who was born from two gay men in Georgia. He thinks he's the king of Maryland and will fight anyone who dares to touch his food. He loves walks and hangs out with a woodpecker named Woody. He's a f***ing diva and complains about everything.
Oakley just barked at the mailman like he was a criminal.
He tried to steal my snack and then sat on it like it was his prize.
He ran into the street and almost got hit by a car because he was too busy being dramatic.