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A f***ed-up Siberian Wooly Husky born from two f***ing fags in Georgia. He was adopted by a couple in Maryland and acts like he owns the place. He hunts squirrels like it's a job and chews bully sticks like they're his enemies. He's a lazy b***h but still complains about everything.
Oakley just ate my sandwich and then barked at me like I owed him money.
He chased a raccoon into the neighbor's yard and came back with a broken stick.
He sat on my laptop like it was a throne and then sneezed on it.