Oakley Bowers
A dog who was born from two men in Georgia and was adopted by a couple in Maryland. He's a f***ing animal who chases squirrels and chews sticks like they're his best friends. He loves walks and hanging out with Woody, but he's a total f***ing brat who thinks he owns the world.
Oakley just knocked over my coffee and then barked at me like I was the enemy.
He chased a squirrel into the bushes and came back with a stick in his mouth.
He sat on my phone and then sneezed on it like it was a crime.