Oakland Toothbrush
A cigarette that tastes like a toothbrush got hit by a truck and then set on fire. Oaklanders smoke these things like they’re trying to clean their insides out, and they do it before they even touch their toothbrush.
I smoke a Newport before I even brush my teeth. My mouth feels like it got a spa day and a beating.
My mom says she only smokes to keep her breath fresh. I say she’s just trying to avoid brushing her teeth.
I tried brushing my teeth after smoking. Now my mouth is confused.