Oakland Toothbrush

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A menthol cigarette so strong it could knock out a toothbrush. People in Oakland smoke these bad boys like it's their job, and they do it before brushing their teeth because why waste good mint on a toothbrush when you can inhale it straight into your lungs?

I wake up and light a Kool before I even think about brushing my teeth. That’s my morning ritual, baby.

My cousin’s got a Newport in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other. He’s like a walking mint factory.

I tried brushing my teeth before smoking. Now my mouth tastes like regret and menthol.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A cigarette that tastes like a toothbrush got hit by a truck and then set on fire. Oaklanders smoke these things like they’re trying to clean their insides out, and they do it before they even touch their toothbrush.

I smoke a Newport before I even brush my teeth. My mouth feels like it got a spa day and a beating.

My mom says she only smokes to keep her breath fresh. I say she’s just trying to avoid brushing her teeth.

I tried brushing my teeth after smoking. Now my mouth is confused.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A cigarette so minty it could make a toothbrush jealous. Oaklanders smoke these like it’s a religion, and they do it before brushing their teeth because why brush when you can inhale mint straight into your lungs?

I light up before I even think about brushing my teeth. My mouth feels like it got a minty slap.

My uncle smokes a Kool before breakfast. He says it’s his way of waking up, but I think he’s just avoiding brushing his teeth.

I tried brushing my teeth first. Now I’m stuck with a mouth that tastes like regret and menthol.

by Slangipedia 11d ago