Oakland Special - A kick so brutal it could make a brick wall weep and a stree

A kick so brutal it could make a brick wall weep and a streetlamp scream.

That kid got the Oakland Special and now he has a black eye and a broken tooth.

My friend got the Oakland Special and he’s been limping like a robot with a bad battery.

The man got the Oakland Special and now he’s got a bruise that could win a contest.