Oakland Special

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Kicking someone so hard they go to the hospital or die, like a meatball tossed in a meat grinder.

I saw a guy get the Oakland Special and ended up in the ER with two broken legs.

My cousin got the Oakland Special at the bus stop and didn’t show up to school for a week.

That guy got the Oakland Special and now he walks like a turtle with a broken shell.

A foot to the face so strong it could knock out a donkey in a sack.

My neighbor got the Oakland Special and now he talks to the wall like it’s his best friend.

The guy got the Oakland Special and his nose is now a pancake.

My brother got the Oakland Special and he’s been crying like a baby ever since.

A kick so brutal it could make a brick wall weep and a streetlamp scream.

That kid got the Oakland Special and now he has a black eye and a broken tooth.

My friend got the Oakland Special and he’s been limping like a robot with a bad battery.

The man got the Oakland Special and now he’s got a bruise that could win a contest.

A curb stomp so hard it could turn a grown man into a puddle of sadness.

I saw a guy get the Oakland Special and he went from tough guy to sobbing baby in one kick.

My dog got the Oakland Special and now he won’t stop whining.

That guy got the Oakland Special and now he’s got a foot印 on his face that could be a new tattoo.

A kick so fierce it could make a superhero cry and a villain laugh.

My dad got the Oakland Special and now he’s been walking like he’s got a stick up his butt.

That girl got the Oakland Special and now she’s been eating ice cream for two days straight.

The man got the Oakland Special and now he’s been hiding in his closet like a scared rabbit.

A curb stomp that could take out a whole army if they were all wearing high heels.

I got the Oakland Special and now my leg feels like it’s on fire.

My friend got the Oakland Special and now he’s got a bruise the size of a pizza.

That guy got the Oakland Special and now he’s been singing like he’s got a microphone and a broken voice.