Oakland Octopus
The Oakland Octopus is when a guy blasts his load into a butt and it turns into a gloppy mess that sticks to the poop like a jellyfish. It takes all day to harden and looks like a smelly sea creature when it comes out.
My cousin did the Oakland Octopus and it looked like a soggy squid in a toilet.
My uncle said he did the Oakland Octopus and the poop came out with tentacles.
My friend’s dog did the Oakland Octopus and the poop was like a slimy monster.