Oakland Octopus

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The Oakland Octopus is when a guy blasts his load into a butt and it turns into a gloppy mess that sticks to the poop like a jellyfish. It takes all day to harden and looks like a smelly sea creature when it comes out.
My cousin did the Oakland Octopus and it looked like a soggy squid in a toilet.
My uncle said he did the Oakland Octopus and the poop came out with tentacles.
My friend’s dog did the Oakland Octopus and the poop was like a slimy monster.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The Oakland Octopus is when a man shoves his cum up a butt and it becomes a gooey blob that sticks to the poop. It takes hours to dry and looks like a smelly octopus when it comes out.
My brother did the Oakland Octopus and the poop came out like a slimy alien.
My teacher said she saw the Oakland Octopus and it was like a messy underwater creature.
My dog did the Oakland Octopus and it looked like a smelly octopus in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The Oakland Octopus is when a guy shoots his cum into a butt and it makes a sticky mess that sticks to the poop. After it dries, it looks like a smelly octopus with long tentacles coming out of the toilet.
My dad did the Oakland Octopus and the poop came out like a gooey creature.
My neighbor said he did the Oakland Octopus and the poop was like a slimy monster.
My dog did the Oakland Octopus and it looked like a smelly octopus in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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