oakland daredevil
when you take your girl to Oakland and you jump off a building with a wing-suit while you poop on her and cuss her out as you fly over her.
I jumped off a building in Oakland while I pooped on my girl and told her she was a loser.
I took my girl to Oakland, jumped off a building, pooped on her, and cussed her out. She was mad.
I flew over my crush in the air, pooped on her, and said she was ugly. She was mad.