oakland daredevil

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when you drag your girl to Oakland and you jump off a building with a wing-suit while you take a dump and laugh in her face as you fly over her.

I took my ex to Oakland and shit mid-air. She cried. I laughed. It was beautiful.

My girl said she’d never leave me again. I jumped off a building and pooped on her. She left me.

I flew over my mom like a damn superhero while I pooped. She screamed. I smiled.

when you bring your girl to Oakland and you jump from a building with a wing-suit while you take a dump on her and laugh as you pass her in the sky.

I flew over my girl like a boss while I pooped on her. She looked up and cried.

I took my girlfriend to Oakland, jumped off a building, and pooped on her. She was shocked.

I flew past my crush in the air while I pooped. She was confused and I was proud.

when you take your girl to Oakland and you jump off a building with a wing-suit while you poop on her and cuss her out as you fly over her.

I jumped off a building in Oakland while I pooped on my girl and told her she was a loser.

I took my girl to Oakland, jumped off a building, pooped on her, and cussed her out. She was mad.

I flew over my crush in the air, pooped on her, and said she was ugly. She was mad.