oakland daredevil
when you bring your girl to Oakland and you jump from a building with a wing-suit while you take a dump on her and laugh as you pass her in the sky.
I flew over my girl like a boss while I pooped on her. She looked up and cried.
I took my girlfriend to Oakland, jumped off a building, and pooped on her. She was shocked.
I flew past my crush in the air while I pooped. She was confused and I was proud.