Oakland brown-mash
It’s when you take a dump so runny and brown it looks like it’s trying to escape, and then you put your face in it like you’re eating a bowl of regret.
I did the Oakland brown-mash and my brother laughed so hard he cried.
At the dinner table, my dad did the Oakland brown-mash and it was epic.
My crush did the Oakland brown-mash and I ran away.