Oakland brown-mash

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It’s like a poop sandwich but with your face and a runny brown mess that smells like old gym socks and expired cereal.
I tried Oakland brown-mash and now my face feels like it’s been dipped in a sewer.
My friend did the Oakland brown-mash and cried like a baby.
At the party, someone did the Oakland brown-mash and the whole room left.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This is when you take a dump so messy it looks like it came out of a blender, and then you put your face in it like it’s your new best friend.
My dog did the Oakland brown-mash and I had to clean my shoes.
My mom did the Oakland brown-mash and I got a headache.
He did the Oakland brown-mash and I had to leave the room.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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It’s when you take a dump so runny and brown it looks like it’s trying to escape, and then you put your face in it like you’re eating a bowl of regret.
I did the Oakland brown-mash and my brother laughed so hard he cried.
At the dinner table, my dad did the Oakland brown-mash and it was epic.
My crush did the Oakland brown-mash and I ran away.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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