Oakfield
A town so country it smells like cow farts and fertilizer. Trees are everywhere, and some might even be oaks. But don’t get too excited, most of them are just trashy, smelly, mooing cow things.
Oakfield is the place where cows outnumber humans and the only job you can get is shoveling cow poop.
The air in Oakfield smells like a cow’s armpit after a long day of eating grass.
If you step outside in Oakfield, you might end up in a cow’s mouth.