Oakfield

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A town so tiny it thinks it's the center of the universe. Full of old people who can't die and have a funeral every week. Sharron is going to kick the bucket this Saturday, and you better be there or you'll never live it down.
Oakfield is the town where the only traffic is a slow-moving bus and a drunk farmer.
Old Man Jenkins just passed, and the whole town is crying over a bag of chips.
Sharron’s funeral is going to be the best one yet. She brought the whole cemetery with her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A town so country it smells like cow farts and fertilizer. Trees are everywhere, and some might even be oaks. But don’t get too excited, most of them are just trashy, smelly, mooing cow things.
Oakfield is the place where cows outnumber humans and the only job you can get is shoveling cow poop.
The air in Oakfield smells like a cow’s armpit after a long day of eating grass.
If you step outside in Oakfield, you might end up in a cow’s mouth.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst school ever. It’s like being stuck in a time warp with broken chairs and teachers who think they’re still in the 1980s. If you go there, you’re doomed.
Oakfield High is so bad, they failed the entire school just for showing up.
I went to Oakfield, and my brain turned to mush.
Oakfield is where students don’t learn, they just survive.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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