oakbitch
A woman so tall and rude she could bench-press a whole class. That’s why she’s called an oakbitch, like a tree and a terrible person.
This oakbitch sat next to me on the bus and talked for an hour about her cat.
My friend’s mom is an oakbitch. She cursed my friend’s math test and my friend’s life.
At the gym, this oakbitch yelled at the guy who dropped his weights.