oakbitch

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A tall, ugly girl who thinks she's the boss of everyone. She’s called an oakbitch because she’s as tall as an oak tree and acts like a foul-mouthed dog.
My cousin is an oakbitch. She insulted my dog and my math teacher.
At the mall, this oakbitch yelled at me for wearing socks with sandals.
My neighbor is an oakbitch. She told my dad he was a bad driver and a worse dad.
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A woman so tall and rude she could bench-press a whole class. That’s why she’s called an oakbitch, like a tree and a terrible person.
This oakbitch sat next to me on the bus and talked for an hour about her cat.
My friend’s mom is an oakbitch. She cursed my friend’s math test and my friend’s life.
At the gym, this oakbitch yelled at the guy who dropped his weights.
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A girl so tall and mean she could knock down a whole row of desks. She’s an oakbitch because she’s as tall as an oak and as annoying as a dog.
This oakbitch in my class called my essay ‘the worst thing I’ve ever read.’
My aunt is an oakbitch. She told my uncle he was a ‘disgrace to the family.’
This oakbitch in the grocery store stole my last bag of chips.
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