Oak Island, NC
Oak Island is like a broken toaster, it’s got a bunch of bad stuff going on, and the only time it works is when the tourists come to the beach. It’s got old people, drunks, and a grocery store that’s been there since the dinosaurs.
My friend went to Oak Island for the summer. He came back with a new addiction and a bad tan.
I tried to hang out there. All I saw was people smoking, people drinking, and people who looked like they had been hit by a bus.
The only good part of Oak Island is when the beach is packed and everyone forgets how bad it is.