Oak Island, NC

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Oak Island is a place where the meth is strong, the weed is cheap, the kids are wasted, the old folks are loud, and the only food you can get is at a grocery store that smells like old socks. You might as well be stuck on a island with nothing but bad decisions and bad vibes.
My cousin tried to get a job there. He got fired for smoking in the grocery store.
I dated a guy from Oak Island. He only talked about meth and his grandma.
The only time I like Oak Island is when the tourists come and the kids act like they’re famous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Island is like a broken toaster, it’s got a bunch of bad stuff going on, and the only time it works is when the tourists come to the beach. It’s got old people, drunks, and a grocery store that’s been there since the dinosaurs.
My friend went to Oak Island for the summer. He came back with a new addiction and a bad tan.
I tried to hang out there. All I saw was people smoking, people drinking, and people who looked like they had been hit by a bus.
The only good part of Oak Island is when the beach is packed and everyone forgets how bad it is.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Island is like a jail for kids, no fun, no food, and no escape. You got drunks, druggies, and old people who won’t shut up about the Bible. The only time it’s cool is when the tourists come and you can flirt with someone who isn’t your annoying neighbor.
I tried to move there. I left after one week and a lot of bad decisions.
My friend’s crush is from Oak Island. He can’t even talk to her because she’s always high.
The only time I like Oak Island is when I don’t have to see my grandma or my druggie cousin.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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