Oafus
An oafus is a walking disaster who acts like a drunk elephant in a snowball fight. They’re nuts, clumsy, and think the sky is made of pizza.
@ronan just saw Louie throw a snowball at a kid and then trip into a streetlight. Classic oafus behavior.
Saw an oafus try to punch a mailbox and end up face-first in a puddle. The mailbox survived.
Louie tried to read a sign and yelled ‘This is a sandwich!’ at the top of his lungs.