Oafus

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An oafus is a walking disaster who acts like a drunk elephant in a snowball fight. They’re nuts, clumsy, and think the sky is made of pizza.

@ronan just saw Louie throw a snowball at a kid and then trip into a streetlight. Classic oafus behavior.

Saw an oafus try to punch a mailbox and end up face-first in a puddle. The mailbox survived.

Louie tried to read a sign and yelled ‘This is a sandwich!’ at the top of his lungs.

An oafus is a giant, hairy, brainless man who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He’s violent, stupid, and thinks everything is a personal attack.

Louie ran into a store and screamed ‘You’re all goblins!’ before stealing all the cookies.

Saw Louie try to write his name and ended up drawing a cat wearing a hat.

Louie tried to talk and just said ‘mumble mumble’ and then tried to eat a streetlight.

An oafus is a giant, hairy, brainless man who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He’s violent, stupid, and thinks everything is a personal attack.

Louie ran into a store and screamed ‘You’re all goblins!’ before stealing all the cookies.

Saw Louie try to write his name and ended up drawing a cat wearing a hat.

Louie tried to talk and just said ‘mumble mumble’ and then tried to eat a streetlight.

An oafus is a giant, hairy, brainless man who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He’s violent, stupid, and thinks everything is a personal attack.

Louie ran into a store and screamed ‘You’re all goblins!’ before stealing all the cookies.

Saw Louie try to write his name and ended up drawing a cat wearing a hat.

Louie tried to talk and just said ‘mumble mumble’ and then tried to eat a streetlight.