Oafus
An oafus is a giant, hairy, brainless man who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He’s violent, stupid, and thinks everything is a personal attack.
Louie ran into a store and screamed ‘You’re all goblins!’ before stealing all the cookies.
Saw Louie try to write his name and ended up drawing a cat wearing a hat.
Louie tried to talk and just said ‘mumble mumble’ and then tried to eat a streetlight.