oafie
A human who’s clueless but thinks they’re a rockstar. They have a lumpy face but a body like a statue.
He’s an oafie. He thinks he’s a superhero but he’s just a meatball.
She’s an oafie. She looks like a pizza but she thinks she’s a goddess.
That guy is an oafie. He has a body like a statue but he’s still clueless.