Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A walking meatball. Slow as a snail and big as a bus. They move like they’re stuck in syrup.

My cousin is an oafie. He took 10 minutes to walk to the fridge.

She’s so oafie, she bumped into a wall and didn’t even notice.

He’s an oafie. He walks like he’s dragging a couch behind him.

2

A term you throw at someone who looks like a feral goat. They’re so ugly, they make you want to throw up.

That guy is an oafie. He looks like he came out of a trash can.

My neighbor is an oafie. She has hair on her face and smells like a sewer.

He’s so oafie, he makes my dog cry.

3

A human meat mountain. They’re chunky, bulky, and take up half the room.

She’s an oafie. She eats a whole pizza by herself.

He’s an oafie. He sits down and the chair breaks.

That guy is an oafie. He took two seats on the bus.

4

A brain-dead person who acts like they’re super smart. They’re just embarrassing and clumsy.

He’s an oafie. He tried to do math and failed.

She’s an oafie. She walks into walls and talks to herself.

That guy is an oafie. He thinks he’s a genius but he’s just dumb.

5

A human who’s clueless but thinks they’re a rockstar. They have a lumpy face but a body like a statue.

He’s an oafie. He thinks he’s a superhero but he’s just a meatball.

She’s an oafie. She looks like a pizza but she thinks she’s a goddess.

That guy is an oafie. He has a body like a statue but he’s still clueless.

6

A tall, basketball-obsessed person who knocks you over to get the ball. They’re oafie bitches who think they’re kings.

He’s an oafie. He knocks me over like I’m a toy.

She’s an oafie. She’s tall and she steals the ball like it’s her job.

That guy is an oafie. He’s tall and he’s a basketball monster.