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A brainless, loud, clumsy mess who can't stop talking and can't stop making a mess.
He dropped a whole plate of spaghetti and yelled 'I'm still cool!' while covered in sauce.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up falling into a puddle.
He texted his crush 'u r the bestest' and then sent 50 more messages in all caps.