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A clumsy, brainless loudmouth who talks too much and makes a mess of everything they touch.

He tripped into a cake and yelled 'I'm still cool!' while covered in frosting.

She tried to flirt with three guys at once and ended up crying in the hallway.

He called his mom 'a fat tire' and got banned from the family group chat.

A walking disaster who thinks they're the center of the universe and talks like they're paid to.

He interrupted the entire movie to argue with the screen about the plot.

She texted her crush 'u r the bts' and then cried when he didn't reply.

He tried to rap during math class and got sent to the principal's office.

A brainless meathead who can't shut up and makes everyone else look good by comparison.

He yelled 'I'm a legend!' after failing a test and then broke the pencil in half.

She texted her ex 'I miss u' and then sent 20 more messages in all caps.

He tried to do a magic trick and ended up spilling soda on the teacher.

A half-wit with the mouth of a sailor who talks nonsense and makes everyone cringe.

He told the principal 'you're a lousy donut' and got detention.

She texted her crush 'u r the best' and then cried when he didn't reply.

He tried to do a dance in the middle of lunch and got laughed out of the cafeteria.

A brainless, loud, clumsy mess who can't stop talking and can't stop making a mess.

He dropped a whole plate of spaghetti and yelled 'I'm still cool!' while covered in sauce.

She tried to do a TikTok dance and ended up falling into a puddle.

He texted his crush 'u r the bestest' and then sent 50 more messages in all caps.