Oaface
Oaface is when you’re so dumb you think a ‘bunch of bananas’ is a type of fruit salad. And that’s just Monday.
My uncle says he’s a wizard. That’s not a wizard. That’s oaface.
She thinks the sun comes up because it’s tired. That’s not a theory. That’s oaface.
He asked if clouds are made of cotton candy. That’s not a question. That’s a crime.