Oaface

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Oaface is when someone is so dumb they could be mistaken for a doorknob. It’s like being a brainless meatball.

My cousin’s got an oaface so thick you could build a house in it.

That guy at the party thought pizza was a type of seafood. Real oaface.

I tried to explain algebra to my brother. He just stared at me like I was speaking fluent baboon.

Oaface is like being a human version of a broken toaster. You plug in the idea, and it comes out burnt and confused.

My mom’s got an oaface that could out-dumb a sloth on a nap.

He asked if the moon was made of cheese. Classic oaface.

She tried to text me while driving. That’s the definition of oaface.

Oaface is when you’re so clueless you could be the reason why the wheel was invented. Again.

My friend thinks gravity is just a conspiracy. Total oaface.

He tried to argue that water is a solid. That’s not oaface. That’s a holy war.

I tried to tell him the sky is blue. He said it’s just a really good paint job.

Oaface is when you’re so dumb you think a ‘bunch of bananas’ is a type of fruit salad. And that’s just Monday.

My uncle says he’s a wizard. That’s not a wizard. That’s oaface.

She thinks the sun comes up because it’s tired. That’s not a theory. That’s oaface.

He asked if clouds are made of cotton candy. That’s not a question. That’s a crime.

Oaface is like being the last person in the class who still thinks the Earth is flat. And also thinks it’s made of cheese.

My neighbor said the dinosaurs are still alive. That’s not a theory. That’s oaface.

He thinks the moon is just a giant flashlight. Classic oaface.

She tried to tell me the sky is green. I asked her if she’s been drinking. She said she’s been thinking.