Oaf Keepers
The Oath Keepers are like the nerdy kid who thinks he’s the tough guy. They’re a bunch of brain-dead, rednecks who think they’re saving the country from aliens or something. Oaf Keepers is way more accurate.
They tried to take over the Capitol like it was a high school dance.
One guy wore a hat that said 'Trump 2020' and a cape that looked like a bed sheet.
They screamed about 'fake news' while their IQ was fake too.