Oaf Keepers

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The Oath Keepers are like the nerdy kid who thinks he’s the tough guy. They’re a bunch of brain-dead, rednecks who think they’re saving the country from aliens or something. Oaf Keepers is way more accurate.

They tried to take over the Capitol like it was a high school dance.

One guy wore a hat that said 'Trump 2020' and a cape that looked like a bed sheet.

They screamed about 'fake news' while their IQ was fake too.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

If the Oath Keepers were a pizza, it would be burned, soggy, and served with ketchup for cheese. They’re not heroes. They’re just a bunch of losers who think they’re cool.

They showed up to a protest with a map and a stick. The stick was bigger than the map.

They yelled at a cop like he was their dad.

They tried to start a riot but forgot to bring the snacks.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The Oath Keepers are like the last guys in the lunch line who think they’re the best at everything. They’re clueless, loud, and stuck in the past. Oaf Keepers is the name they deserve.

They tried to take down a statue and tripped over their own feet.

They wore matching shirts and called it a 'revolution.'

They screamed at a robot like it was their ex.

by Slangipedia 7d ago