Oaf Keepers
If the Oath Keepers were a pizza, it would be burned, soggy, and served with ketchup for cheese. They’re not heroes. They’re just a bunch of losers who think they’re cool.
They showed up to a protest with a map and a stick. The stick was bigger than the map.
They yelled at a cop like he was their dad.
They tried to start a riot but forgot to bring the snacks.